Thursday, January 23, 2014

The Endless Maze of Signing Up For something.

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Talk about MAZES! While there is definetly no argument that some burcracies are chock full of elaborate elements that make you feel like you are actually STUCK in a maze. Example: Below is a simplified version of how to sign up to a casino.

Congratulations! You've just bought your first ipad tablet and you're ready to start playing ipad casino games. What do you do?
  1. Click into the casino's URL and open a casino account. If you already have a Download Casino account or a Flash Casino account you can use the same username and password to enter the Mobile Casino and play ipad games. If you haven't previously played at the casino, sign up for an account. It's free and only takes a few minutes. Once you open your account you'll be able to conduct all of your Flash Casino, Download Casino and Mobile Casino activities via one central casino  account.
  2. Navigate to the mobile casino page to access the iPad casino app. Submit your country of residence and your cell phone number on the Mobile webpage and wait for an SMS message that provides you with a text link to the casino's games. Click on the link and get ready to select your preferred game from the list of dozens of available mobile casino game options.
  3. Choose your game. The ipad casino presents you with numerous game choices. If you want to gamble in a traditional casino table game you have your choice of baccarat, craps or ipad roulette. For a fun, light-hearted lottery game of chance you can choose any of the casino lotteries which include scratch card, keno, bingo or sic bo. If you enjoy a card game challenge you can join a game of poker or blackjack. Pokies enthusiasts have dozens of iPad pokies from which to choose which include both three-reel classic pokies and five-reel video pokies.
  4. Select your game mode. The ipad casino offers you two game mode options, the Free Mode and the Real Mode. The Free Mode offers gamers the chance to practice any of the casino games for free for as long as they want. When you're ready to make a deposit and play for real, you can move over to the Real Mode and start playing at any time.
  5. Collect your casino promotion. The ipad casino features lucrative promotions that allow you to play more casino games for more time for free. If you're a new player you're entitled to a Welcome Bonus that's valued at 500 free gaming credits during your first week of casino gaming. Following your opening week you'll receive up to 350 free credits on all your gaming activities every month.

Just what is a person supposed to do with all that? Seems like it might just be easier to get an app or visit the Indian reservation.